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Our Most Mixed Feelings Yet: Deep Vibes, Shallow Compatibility 😅 The Pulse III Duo was our first-ever couple’s toy — and we really wanted to love it. In theory, it’s a brilliant concept: two motors, two zones of stimulation, and that signature PulsePlate promising deep, thumping vibrations. And in solo use? It kind of lives up to the hype. Those pulses are intense, immersive, and offer a different kind of orgasm than most toys. But as a couples toy? Meh. It’s too bulky, the external motor doesn’t deliver enough for her, and trying to share space with it in the heat of the moment felt more clumsy than sexy. Add a battery that gave up early and a PulsePlate that short-circuits under pressure (literally), and you’ve got a toy that just didn’t stay in our rotation for long. Still, if you’re curious about the Pulse tech or love the idea of deep, slow solo sessions — there’s definitely something here for you. We just wish it had aged better and hit the mark on both sides of the Duo. Think the Pulse III Duo might still be for you? Keep reading — we break it all down, from first impressions to long-term love (or disappointment). 👀 And yes — forgive the photos. 😂 This toy’s been through some things with us. It may not be fresh out of the box, but hey, neither are we. 😅

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The Pulse Solo Interactive—a collaboration between Hot Octopuss and Kiiroo—is unlike any interactive male sex toy that you’ve tried before. While I love the various automated stroker machines that are available now, more often than not I play with a vibrator instead. Sure, it’s not a “realistic” sensation, but it can be more intense and better for playing with a partner. It’s a lot easier to tease with a vibrator than an automated stroker. What’s so special about the Pulse Solo Interactive? Note that vibrations on your penis can be an acquired taste. If you’re not sure if it’ll be right for you, it might be worth having a go with a much cheaper wand vibrator first, just to get a feel for things.

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Owning the Gush for 8 months and using other Penis Vibrators and strokers, I can say that the Lovense Gush that offers a comprehensive package consisting of great build quality, ease of use, decent sensations, remote connectivity and smart in-app controls that cannot be matched by similar shaped toys. The closest competitor is the Hot Octopuss which is a MUCH more powerful toy with half the features. You can stroke with it while cycling through the patterns or wear it on your penis to tease and eventually achieve a hands-free orgasm- It's the male equivalent of the infamous Lovense Lush "G-Spot" toy that most streamers/cammers use while chatting or doing public, voyeur like videos (You know the ones). It is priced at a premium which is justified to me based on high build quality , user-friendly design and feature-rich apps offered by Lovense such as Remote Control, Vibemate toy and A.I video-syncing and pattern sharing. While it is versatile, some penis owners with desensitized glans may find the vibrations are not as powerful unless it's cranked all the way up in vibration intensity, making the toy a bit loud. If intensity is your goal, look for the Hot Octopuss instead I recommend it for beginners and veterans. It's easy to use, and unlike most strokers and penis vibrators it doesn't require a lot of of lube. Veteran sex toy owners can find something that tickles their fancy whether it's the remote control, opportunity for hands-free orgasms or plethora of app features. It excels for users who want a slow-burn, teasing-filled orgasm or those into into edging and longer sessions- not really for ones seeking out a quick session, unless you're willing to stroke with it. If you can justify the price and you're a techie that likes fiddling with the app settings, vibration patterns and syncing the toy with a partner or Vibemate's AI Sync interests you- It's a fun toy! If you don't fancy smart features, you can find a similar shaped toy elsewhere.

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Mia Malkova’s Double Delight in a Tiny Tube Karl here, and I’ll be real — this one’s not my type. I grabbed the Quickshot Mia Malkova hoping for some easy fun and a boost to my Handy collection, and while it had its moments, it mostly left me feeling… well, loud, distracted, and underwhelmed. It looks hot - transparent, double entry, and based on a top-tier pornstar - but let’s just say not all that glows is gold. Still, if you’re curious about dual-entry Quickshots or want to test how much loud squelching you can mentally block out, you might be in for an interesting ride. 😅 Read on if you’re into tiny textures, big sounds, and trying new angles — literally. 😉

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Holy Guacamole... if you've ever wanted to jam your cock into a hot anime bitch's mouth, then this is the toy for you! Get this chick to clitter-clatter her teeth all over your knob, because it is AMAZING!!!

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Oh. My. God. Best ass EVARR!!! I dunno who exactly Prinz Eugun is or what Azur Lane is, (apparently a Chinese gacha game) but she is HOT! The weight adds a lot to the experience as you’re stuffing her beautiful ass and vagina.

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This toy is one of the more uniquely designed ones I’ve seen. The textures and material feel truly great and will give y’all an unforgettable experience. As you can probably tell, the toy is completely transparent. It was kinda hot to be able to see my partner and I’s dick through the case and sleeve. I find it to be a great toy for those of y’all wanting a more blowjob style experience.

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If young, smoking-hot Brazilian babes are your game, then Gina Valentina is the undisputed MVP of your fantasies! With her sun-kissed skin, plump ass, and perky tits, she’s the ultimate Latina dream. And now, you’ve got a direct ticket to the big leagues, this sleeve features an orifice molded straight from Gina Valentina’s own vagina, making it a perfect one-to-one replica. The look? Spot on. The feel is as real as it gets. That’s a game-changer for her thousands of fans worldwide. I mean, come on…who wouldn’t want to experience what it’s like to go head-to-head with Gina Valentina in the ultimate one-on-one matchup?

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I’ve only tried three anal Fleshlights so far – and let’s just say the range went from “Wait, that’s it?” to “Okayyy, we’re getting somewhere 👀.” Boss Level was my hopeful shot at finally finding a sleeve that not only looks hot but actually brings the anal vibe. And honestly? It kinda nailed it. Not flawless – but solidly good. Mia Malkova’s backside? A total visual treat (those cheeks are outrageous 🍑), and the entrance already feels promising on first contact. Yes, there’s that classic Fleshlight wider first chamber that kills a bit of the immersion – but once you hit the spiral, it just clicks. Not too much, not too soft – just tight and massaging in a way that makes you wanna stay inside. Boss Level isn’t here to explode your brain – it’s the kind of sleeve you can chill into, take your time, and stay in the zone. Does it do Mia justice? Let’s put it this way… I’d hit continue for another round any day 😏

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Okay, this toy is something else, in the best way because it's glass and it vibrates. Yes, you read that right, I was genuinely surprised (and a little fascinated) when I first got my hands on it. The sensations it delivers are definitely different from your average silicone vibe. For one, the vibrations lean toward the buzzy side, and the entire 6.5-inch shaft has these shallow indentations that look cool but don’t really add much in terms of texture during use. Once you lube it up, and you absolutely should, it becomes super slick. Like, really slick. (Maybe don’t use this one for butt stuff. It’s a little too easy for it to slip, and no one wants an awkward ER visit on their sex résumé.) That said, the glass material makes it perfect for temperature play. You can run it under warm or cool water before use for a little extra sensory fun, just steer clear of anything too hot, because ouch.

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The Mistress Double Shot Mini Masturbator pussy and ass is a cheap, quick and effective way for you to add pleasure to you masturbating sessions. Its designed to be super simple to use and be very versatile with its dual entries with one side resembling a vagina and the other side an asshole. It is a compact masturbator which makes it lightweight, really easy to travel with and keep hidden in storage. Its small size also makes for an much easier cleaning process than a full size masturbator and it's made out of body safe TPE so it's a product you can trust.

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Let’s be honest, the njoy Pure Wand isn’t just a toy, it’s a statement piece. Made from medical-grade stainless steel, it’s cool, weighty, and polished practically daring you to touch it. It feels luxurious before it even gets near your body, and once it does, oh boy. That iconic curve is not just for show. Whether you’re exploring your G-spot or P-spot, the shape seems almost magically designed to find exactly the right place with just a tilt of the wrist. Whether you're feeling gentle or greedy, the two bulb sizes have you covered. The weight adds a gorgeous, effortless pressure (though let’s be real, your wrist will know it’s been used), and the smooth, non-porous surface makes clean-up a breeze: hot water, soap, or even the dishwasher. And while the hefty size might raise TSA eyebrows (definitely not carry-on friendly), at home, it’s pure joy. It’s not cheap, but honestly this is the kind of indulgence that earns its place in the drawer, or on display if you’re bold.

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Dude… the Emma Hix Syrup sleeve, it totally rules. Like, it doesn’t try to be all flashy or weird with a million ridges and crazy twists. Nah, it’s chill at first bt being super smooth and welcoming. It’s like the sleeve is just like, “Hey… come on in,” and you’re like, “Okay… thanks.” But then right around the middle, it tightens up like a freakin’ python made of velvet. It grabs on and doesn’t let go until your legs are doing that twitchy thing and you start seeing static. It’s wild. And the suction is unreal man. You mess with the end cap even a little and suddenly it’s like your junk’s getting pulled into a silky vortex. Like a really nice quicksand trap, but for wieners. The orifice is molded off Emma herself, and it looks awesome. Super detailed, super hot, just sitting there looking all innocent but totally not innocent at all. If you’re into Emma or just want something that starts out gentle and then absolutely wrecks you halfway through, this one’s it. No joke, it sneaks up on you like a ninja.

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You know those toys you try out thinking, “Let’s just see what all the fuss is about…” and then suddenly, you’re three sessions deep, talking to your friends like you’ve discovered enlightenment? That was me with Insomnia. 😅 I didn’t go in as a Riley Reid fan, I wasn’t even sure a mouth sleeve would do it for me. And now, this thing’s practically glued to my nightstand. The lips, the tongue, that sneaky little squeeze in chamber 2, it’s like someone reverse-engineered the feeling of a blowjob and said, “Let’s make this a toy.” It doesn’t go hard just for the sake of it. It builds. It paces. And somehow, it captures that slow, teasing, ridiculously hot kind of pleasure I didn’t even realize I was craving. I’ve used it fast, slow, in every direction (don’t flip it tho 😬), and it just gets me. Insomnia is the kind of toy that sneaks into your top shelf and refuses to leave. And honestly, I’m not complaining. If you’ve ever wished a Fleshlight could just feel like a BJ, this one’s not trying to simulate it. She is it. If you're still here you might already be halfway sold. 😉

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I'll say this, Tiffany's waaay better in bed than Stephanie in more ways than one! xD ;P Pure Envy's Tiffany is hung like a horse in comparison to Stephanie which is weird to type but accurate nonetheless lol. The shape is more phallic in nature which feels/fits more comfortably and has a single rotating thrust feature similar to Tracy's Dog Swirlii but not as intense. The air pulse feature is awesome and has 7 pulsating modes, which I prefer waaay more than the Ava Lolli's sucker. Pulsers are just so much better than suckers in my opinion. I LOOOOOVE that the two features are controlled by SEPARATE buttons, so you can experience one OR the other OR both with your choice of which mode it's in. One button for the thrust action and one for the pulser is just... right lol. The other awesome thing about Tiffany is she has a warming feature, which is.. pretty hot... in the sense that it's an enjoyable feature to have sometimes lol. She apparently likes baths, but I wouldn't 100% guarantee it as no actual IPX rating is provided anywhere, just a claim on the site that she can be submersed. If I had to sleep with a woman, Tiffany would be my gal. xD

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This straitjacket was an amazing first straitjacket. We were concerned about the cost of a high quality straightjacket from a well know maker but costing $200-$300+ However the low cost options all look cheap and questionable from foreign sellers. As the seller describes trying to create the best straitjacket for under $100 there are some obvious cost cuts made. For example the PU leather certainly carries that factory smell for a while, and can be very hot. I think the tabs/tung on the buckles will be the first place it fails and could have been a bit stronger. However the locking zippers are a super cool feature. It is designed so the hands can be released while wearing the jacket so it can be more of a decorative fetish wear as well. The biggest problem here is the fabric sleeve end still gets in the way unless you tether it to something. These zippers also make a fun game if you don't know if they are locked or not if you are putting the jacket on yourself. The arm strap attachment is also another unique factor not present in many straitjackets. The primary intent is for each arm to be independently connected to a D ring at the back of the hip. This defeats the primary means of escape where one is supposed to work their arms and the strap up over their head. However you can still clip the two snap hooks together for that traditional linkage, or go all out creative and hook the arms to other objects, put one arm forward and the other backwards, or any other devilish creative idea. While I'm not confident it would contain a strong individual intent of breaking free even if it tore the jacket it certainly puts up with a decent struggle.

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